Not Quite Oscar Wilde

Not Quite Oscar Wilde

A blog for all those quotes that may or may not have been uttered by Oscar Wilde. (But Probably Not)

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

Oscar Wilde

You’re about as useful as jpegs to Helen Keller.

Oscar Wilde

Even I forgot that I existed

Oscar Wilde

Stop! Stop….he’s already deaaaaaaaad

Oscar Wilde

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Oscar Wilde

Brevity is…wit

Oscar Wilde

You know people are fucking rotten when they fucking swear.

Oscar Wilde

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

(Source: exit-ariel, via imgonnafeedyoutomypigs)

oneorangeshoelace:

nobodytoldthehorse:

oscarwilde:

oscarwilde:

oscar wilde is a giant dork dont let no one tell u otherwise

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exhibit a: oscar “bowl cut" wilde

exhibit b: oscar "the camera just went off while i held my own writing and gazed soulfully into the distance and reclined on furs im not a model" wilde

exhibit c: oscar wilde wilde west

exhibit d: oscar “we dont speak of this" wilde

I’m laughing so hard I’m experiencing physical pain

It’s been like ten minutes and I’m still laughing at this

i kind of also want to remind people of this picture while we’re at it

(Source: oscarwilde, via rodham-clinton)

totallywilde:

The Lovers

totallywilde:

The Lovers

(via fourismydoctor)

One watermelon fresh from the manure fields, your spookiness!

Oscar Wilde

(Source: starsandgutters)

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Oscar Wilde