Not Quite Oscar Wilde

Not Quite Oscar Wilde

A blog for all those quotes that may or may not have been uttered by Oscar Wilde. (But Probably Not)

When I’m with you baby, I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough.

Oscar Wilde

I told Bosie that I loved him but he told me I was full of shhhhhaaaaaaving cream. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you will always look keen!

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde writes Children Books

Oscar Wilde writes Children Books

(Source: fagology, via bendybaps)

It’s hard to keep a blog updated when you have been dead for like 112 years.

Oscar Wilde

OH GOORRDDDYYY

Oscar Wilde

For a costume party I went as a premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants.

Oscar Wilde

I want some pizza….perhaps….from www.bigsausagepizza.com heheeheh

Oscar Wilde

Whoa for a second there I forgot I existed. I need to lay off the absinthe…nahh….

Oscar Wilde

Why don’t you ever answer me ocean?

Oscar Wilde

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddley dee! There they are standing in a row! Bosie knows what I’m talking about ;)

Oscar Wilde

AND I RANN I RAN SOO FAR AWAYY I JUST RAN I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY

couldn’t get away…

Oscar Wilde, while working out on the treadmills

Be yourself; everyone else is already bacon.

Oscar Wilde

Who, getting fucked, is poor? I pay a lot to my whores.

Oscar Wilde

rrrrapha:

Oscar Wilde painted by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec1895watercolor 58x48cmPrivate Collection

“My own picture that shows my soul” ~Oscar Wilde

rrrrapha:

Oscar Wilde painted by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
1895
watercolor 58x48cm
Private Collection

“My own picture that shows my soul” ~Oscar Wilde

(via theclockworkaesthete)

Bro you got to try to limit yourself on the cock!

Oscar Wilde